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We pride ourselves on our customer service and aim to despatch all orders promptly, subject to stock availability.

We do carry large stocks but sometimes we are awaiting shipments so please allow up to 14 days for despatch ( we will contact you if there will be any delay ) Standard Delivery is 2 to 5 days from the date of despatch.

PLEASE NOTE: Some items larger items are only available for delivery to Sussex, Surrey & Kent, please check in the item description before you order. For other delivery areas please contact for a quotation.

Below you will find all of our standard delivery charges:

*Please note that additional charges will apply for postcodes beginning with AB, DD, IV, KW, PA and PH along with Northern Ireland, Isle of Man and Channel Island addresses. This is due to courier surcharges determined by our couriers which are beyond our control, we will notify of these before we process your order to make sure you are happy.

You are responsible for the cost of returning your item(s) to us, unless you received a faulty, damaged or wrongly despatched item.

To return an item, please notify us via email for acceptance & we will send you a returns form, please do not return any item without notifying us first as this could lead to refund not being able to be given.